dear-period im breaking up with you

Dear Period…I’m Breaking Up with You

Dear Period, This might be uncomfortable to hear but, you used to be so, I don’t know, normal. For 30 years you’d drop by once a month right on time, like a perfect little friend. Now you’re all, “I’ll just show up whenever the hell I want.” and “I’m gonna move to menopause or maybe Read More

cat in the hat chin

My Chin Hair Has a Name…Does That Make Me Weird?

  Well, it’s official. He-who-shall-not-be-named, has been named. No, not Voldemort, I am talking about my chin hair. Yes it’s a he, because he is a pain in the ass. The other day I was in Wal-Mart with my 9 year old daughter Quinn. She’s a BFF in training, she’s gonna learn right. She knows Read More